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God Quotes 2



  • When nothing's alright, remember that God is always there for you. Trust Him, He'll never let you down.
  • NO GOD, NO PEACE. KNOW GOD, KNOW PEACE. :)
  • People hurt you, God will heal you. People humiliate you, God will magnify you. People judge you, God will justify you.
  • Morning prayer is the way to start your day. Give him all the glory before you even leave your home and see how God moves in your day
  • Sometimes we have to remind ourselves not to stress so much over planning our lives. Its GOD, who has it all figured out.
 
 
 
 
 

Friendship Quotes 2



  • Good Friends are HARD to find, HARDER to leave, and IMPOSSIBLE to forget :)
  • A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you just the way you are.
  • Few relation in earth never die. u know which? Read again: (F)=few;(R)=relation;(I)=in;(E)=earth;(N)=never;(D)=die... that is FRIEND!
  • Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime:))
  •  The privilege of friendship is that,we can talk nonsense all the time & the best thing is that,Nonsense is Understood, Discussed & Respected!!;)
 


Life Quotes 3




Don't be stressed over something in the past, because there’s nothing you can do to change it. Focus on your present & create your future..
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There is no one busy in this world, it's always about priorities. You will always find time for the things you feel important..
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It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
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 To create more positive results in your life, replace ‘if only’ with ‘next time’.
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Nothing in life comes easy so stay strong, give them a taste of yourself, & show how hard you are.
 

Life Quotes 2


We're living in a world with full of hypocrites...live your life the way you want and be happy regardless of what other people might say...they wont be living your life,only you know what makes you happy..forget those judgmental people around you and be happy...we pass this way of life only once,so choose to be happy instead of living in darkness and regrets....
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You know life is worth the struggle when you look back on what you lost,
and realize what you have now is way better than before..
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Mistake is a single page in a part of life.. But, A true relationship is a book. So don't close a full book for a single page...
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The best revenge is just moving on and getting over.. Don't give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer
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Take a look at what you have. Think of all you did to get it. Remember it only takes one second to lose.
 
 

Love Quotes 5




"Never love a love that hurts, never hurt a love that loves."

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 "You came from no where, and in no time got close..,not to me, but to my heart."

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"When two friends fall in love they learn they are meant for each other. When they fall out of love they realize they want to keep each other forever."

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 "All my life I was afraid that I would never find love....and now that I've found it, I'm afraid that I will lose it."

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"No man/woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry. "

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Marathi Jokes 2


छोटी मुलगी दुकानदाराल विचारते,
"काका तुमच्याकडे चेहरा गोरा करायची cream आहे का ?"
दुकानदार -" हो आहे ना..."
मुलगी - "मग लावत जा ना काळ्या, मी रोज किती घाबरते !!!
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 एक माणूस जंगलातून जात असतो. अचानक त्याच्यासमोर वाघ येऊन उभा रहातो. तो डोळे मिटून रामरक्षा म्हणायला लागतो . तो डोळे उघडून बघतो तर वाघ डोळे मिटून काही तरी म्हणत असतो. माणूस : मी तुझ्यापासून वाचण्यासाठी रामरक्षा म्हणत होतो . तू काय म्हणत होतास? वाघ : मी "वदनी कवळ घेता" म्हणत होतो..

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 सदाशिव पेठ, पुणे
बेल वाजली
'मावशी, सुनील आहे का?'
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'हो, आहे ना. आत्ताच घरी आलाय, गरम गरम
उपमा खातोय. तुला पण भूक लागली असेल ना?'
'हो ना'

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'मग घरी जाऊन काही तरी खाऊन का येत

नाहीस?
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 एक संता झेब्रा क्रॉसिंगच्या काळ्या-पांढऱ्या पट्यांवर सारखा मागेपुढे करत असतो. असे करताना तो एकच वाक्य म्हणत होता ..
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"ओए, ये पियानो बजता क्यों नही..?
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चिंगी आणि झंप्या यांचा परीक्षेचा नंबर जवळ जवळ येतो
चिंगी झंप्याला अरे ५ वा प्रश्न दाखव कि ?
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झंप्या :का तुझ्या प्रश्नपत्रिकेत छापला नाही का
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