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गुरुजी : तू शाळेत कशासाठी येतोस धोंडू ? धोंडू : विद्या मिळवण्यासाठी गुरुजी ! गुरुजी : मग गाढवा तू समोर फळ्याकडे पहायचं सोडून पोरीनकडे काय बघतोस ??? धोंडू : अहो गुरुजी पोरींकडे नाही पाहत मी. मी तर विद्या कडे पाहतो.आता तुम्हीच सांगा ना गुरुजी विद्या मिळवण्यासाठी विद्येकडे नाही पहायचं तर काय फळ्याकडे पहायचं का ???<br />
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एकदा एक पैलवान नोकरी करण्यासाठी शहरात येतो, पण शिकलेला नसल्यामुळे त्याला कोणीच नोकरी देत नाही. त्यामुळे त्याचे जेवणाचे वांदे होतात. तेव्हा रस्त्यात त्याला एक केळेवाला दिसतो. पैलवान लगेच त्याला बद्डून ३-४ डझन केळी घेउन खायला लागतो. त्याचवेळी तिथून प्राणिसंग्रहालयाचा मालक जात असतो. तो पैलवानाला बाजुला घेउन विचारतो “अरे ,<span class="text_exposed_show"> किति दिवस असा चोरुन खाणार आहेस ? माझ्याकडे काम कर , दिवसाचे १०० रुपये आणी पाहिजे तेव्हढे जेवण मिळेल. मग पैलवान त्याच्याबरोबर zoo मध्ये जातो, तिथे त्याला एक गोरिलाची कातडी मिळते जी त्याला , दिवसभर पांघरुन रहायचई असते. असाच एका दिवशी , तो पिंजऱ्याला टेकुन उभा, राहिला असताना , पिंजऱ्याची भिंत तुटते आणी तो सिंहाच्या पिंजऱ्यात जाउन पडतो. त्याबरोबर , तो “वाचवा , वाचवा ” ओरडत पळु लागतो, सिंह त्याच्या जवळ आलेला असतो , तो गोरिलाच्या तोंडावर हात ठेवुन म्हणतो “गप्प बैस , नाहितर दोघांचीही नोकरी जाईल !</span> <br />
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वडील आपल्या मुलाला म्हणतात- “यावेळी जर तू नापास झालास….. तर मला बाबा म्हणायचं नाही.” . . मुलगा निकाल घेऊन घरी येतो. वडील- “काय रे काय लागला निकाल?” मुलगा म्हणतो- . . . . . . “चूप बस मधुकर….. तू वडील असल्याचा हक्क गमावला आहेस.”<br />
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संता द्राक्षं विकायला बसला होता. टोपलीत दाक्षं असताना संता मात्र ‘बटाटे घ्या, बटाटे घ्या’ असं ओरडत होता. तिथून जाणा-या बंतानं संताला पाहिलं आणि त्याला आश्चर्य वाटलं. बंता : अरे तू द्राक्षं विकायला बसलायस आणि ‘बटाटे घ्या, बटाटे घ्या’ का ओरडत सुटलायस? संता : शू…..हळू बोल. माशा ऐकतील ना.<br />
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हत्ती आणि मुंगी चिंटी : एक विचारेन म्हणते. जम्बो : विचार की. … चिंटी : तुझं वय काय रे? जम्बो : मी पाच वर्षांचा आहे. चिंटी : काय सांगतोस काय… फक्त पाच वर्षं आणि तरी तू एवढा प्रचंड? जम्बो : हा हा हा… I AM COMPLAN BOY…… बरं मला सांग, तुझं वय काय गं? चिंटी : माझं वय पण पाच वर्षं. जम्बो : अगं पाच वर्षं वय आणि केवढीशी दिसतेस… चिंटी : वही तो… I AM SANTOOR GIRL…… मेरी त्वचा से मेरी उम्र का पताही नही चलता</div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-32836096568570488942012-05-16T05:54:00.001-07:002012-05-16T05:54:10.520-07:00Marathi Jokes 6<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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एक्सटरनल - "What is an array?" <br />
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be strong for you. I chose to understand you. I chose to stand by you. I
chose to wait. You chose to be the calm in my storms. You chose to tell
me everything will be okay. You chose to hold me. You chose to accept
my weaknesses. You chose to take me on this ride with you. You chose to
lead me.<br /> <br /> We chose love. ♥..:)</span></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-13512683251619370282012-02-13T21:15:00.002-08:002012-02-13T21:15:55.567-08:00Valentine's Day Sms 2<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Love so steady, love so fine,<br />
Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.<br />
If we love each other, rain or shine,<br />
We'll be rockin' hand in hand<br />
At a hundred and ninety-nine.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>This day of love I take a vow<br />
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Because You r<br />
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This is not a special day for me because i celebrate my every day like a "Velentine Day" since you are with me............<br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="hi">कह <span class="hps">ना</span> <span class="hps">पाना </span><span class="hps">हमारी</span> <span class="hps">मजबूरी </span><span class="hps">है</span>,<br />आप <span class="hps">क्यों</span> <span class="hps">नहीं</span> <span class="hps">समझते </span><span class="hps">खामोशी</span> <span class="hps">को</span>,<br />क्या <span class="hps">खामोशी</span> <span class="hps">को</span> <span class="hps">जुबान </span><span class="hps">देना </span>जरुरी <span class="hps"></span> <span class="hps">है</span><span class="">?</span></span><br />
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="hi"><span class="">हर</span> <span class="hps"></span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="hi">पल</span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="hi"><span class="hps"></span> <span class="hps">ने कहा</span> <span class="hps">एक</span> <span class="hps"></span></span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="hi">पल</span><span class="" id="result_box" lang="hi"><span class="hps"></span> <span class="hps">से</span> <span class="hps">...</span><br />पल भर <span class="hps">के लिये</span> <span class="hps">आप</span> <span class="hps">मेरे सामने</span> <span class="hps">आ</span> <span class="hps">जाओ</span> <span class="hps">...</span><br />पल भर <span class="hps">का</span> <span class="hps">साथ</span> <span class="hps">कुछ</span> <span class="hps">ऐसा</span> <span class="hps">हो</span> <span class="hps">...</span><br />की <span class="hps">हर</span> <span class="hps">पल</span> <span class="hps">तुम</span> <span class="hps">ही</span> <span class="hps">याद</span> <span class="hps">आओ</span> <span class="hps">...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">U r d half of my heart
<br />May ds valentine brings m0re happiness between us,
<br />I love you...baby.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Sweeter than the candies
<br />lovellier than the red roses
<br />more huggable than soft toys
<br />that's what you're
<br />here's wishing you a valentines day
<br />that's as special as you're </span></div>
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I’m not happy person because of my love,<br />
I’m happy person coz I’m in love with you &<br />
You are my valentine!<br />
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It still seems like magic<br />
everytime I remember<br />
how love softly touched our hearts<br />
bringing in 2gther<br />
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I love u frnd Happy Valentines Day<span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div>
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What is LOVE..???<br />
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Its not a thing will not come first site...<br />
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Because..<br />
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Love is a moment of truth...<br />
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Happy Valentines day...<span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div>
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<span class="hasCaption"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">FOR Girl ...</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -From the day one..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> she becomes apple of her father’s eyes…</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Her silent tears do wonders..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> and Dad agrees to do on what he said a big 'No' earlier..! :)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She can walk in style all day long without looking tired...:D</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She burns her hand....while learning cooking for you..but never complains...:(</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She can cry all night, but the next morning when her eyes are red..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> its just because mascara hit her eyes.. =)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She Likes to be called "Angel" or "Princess" or "Baby"…</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She will drop a lot of hints to tell you that she Loves you</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> But she won’t come say it directly..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -When a guy says something really sentimental,</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> She will remember it forever.. :)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -When a girl cooks for you.. You know..?</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> You mean a lot to her..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She feels Honored.. when You ask her Advice.. =)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She feels Shy.. when you look at her Silently.. =)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She feels Protective when she is dependent on you..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -she is expected to seal her Words …</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> to crush her emotions… to stop her tears..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> and to have a big smile on her face.. no matter she is crying hard inside.. =(</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> -She is one.. who is treated as a Princess in her Parent's House,</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> when she gets Married.. She leaves every thing behind..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> her Parents, their Love.. her Room..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> she adopts your family Values.. even your family name..</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> She calls your mother "Mum"... and your father "Dad" :)</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> love her..... because so many love her but she chooses to love you.....</span><br /> </span></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-61167213042080481732012-01-29T19:58:00.000-08:002012-01-29T19:58:35.317-08:00Marathi Jokes 5<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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परीक्षेत पेपर मधल्या एकाही प्रश्नाचं उत्तर नसतांना आपण मदतीसाठी आपल्या मित्राला आवाज देण्यासाठी वर पाहतो आणि नेमका त्याच वेळी मित्र आपल्याकडे बघत असतो.</span></h6>
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">एका गृहस्थाला सपाटून भूक लागली, म्हणून तो हॉटेल शोधत होता.<br />
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तेवढ्यात त्याला पाटी दिसली. त्यावर लिहिलं होतं , 'जेवणाची उत्तम सोय' जवळ गेल्यावर त्याला दोन हॉल दिसले .<br />
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एकावर लिहिलं होतं 'शाकाहारी'तर दुसर्यावर 'मांसाहारी'तो मांसाहारी हॉलमध्ये शिरला.<br />
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आतमध्ये आणखी दोन हॉल होते.डावीकडे पाटी होती , 'भारतीय बैठक'<br />
तर उजवीकडे , 'डायनिंग टेबल'<br />
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तो टेबलच्या हॉलमध्ये शिरला. आतमध्ये पुन्हा दोन हॉल होते.<br />
एकावर पाटी होती 'रोख'<br />
तर दुसर्यावर 'उधार'.<br />
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तो फुकट्या असल्याने अर्थातच उधारीच्या हॉलमध्ये शिरला.<br />
वाहनांची वर्दळ त्याला समोर दिसली.तो अचंबीत<br />
झाला.<br />
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त्याने मागे वळून पाहिले एक पाटी होतीच त्याला खिजवायला,<br />
'फुकट्या', मागे वळून काय बघतोस ? हा रस्ताच<br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">हिँदीचे सर मुलांना म्हणतात , A B C D या अक्षरांचा हिँदी शब्दांत उपयोग करून दाखवा ...<br />
चिँटु -<br />
A - AAPKI<br />
B - BETI KA<br />
C - CELL NUMBER<br />
D - DIJIYE<br />
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एकच शर्ट न धुता <br />
रोजच घालतो ,<br />
याचा अर्थ असा की <br />
... त्याला नक्की कोणतरि <br />
पोरगी म्हणलेली असते<br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">३ रंगाने काळे असलेले मित्र एकदा रस्त्याने जात असतात. तेवढ्यात त्यांना देव भेटतो....देव त्यांना विचारतो ....तुम्हाला काय पाहिजे. देव १-१ वरदान ऑफर करतो. पहिला मित्र :- हे देवा मला गोरा बनव....! दुसरा मित्र :- मला पण ह्याच्या पेक्षा गोरा बनव....! : : : : : : : : तिसरा मित्र :- हा हा हा....देवा ह्या दोघांना परत काळा बनव... :D :D..</span></h6>
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बीवी - 3 क्यों ?<br />
संता - तुम्हारे लिए और तुम्हारे मम्मी पापा के लिए</span></h6>
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बंता : खुदकुशी करने के लिए।<br />
संता : मगर इसे उबाल ने की क्या जरूरत ?<br />
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मां: तुम इस किताब को क्यों पढ़ रहे हो?<br />
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बच्चा: मैं ये देखना चाहता हूं कि मेरा पालन-पोषण ठीक से हो रहा है या नहीं.</span></h6>
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से: एक बात बताओ जब वजन, लंबाई, चौड़ाई यह सब नापने के लिए मानक हैं तो प्यार, दोस्ती और विश्वास नापने के लिए कुछ क्यूं नहीं है?<br />
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प्रेमी (काफी देर तक लड़की की तरफ देखने के बाद): देख, दिमाग मत खा, बेकार में पिट जाएगी. मैं पहले ही फिजिक्स में फेल हूं.</span></h6>
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<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>सोचता हूँ क्या दे पाउँगा जो मैंने पाया है इस देश से<br />
क्या मैं कभी चुका पाउँगा जो मैंने पाया है इस देश से ||<br />
फेलाना है मुझे देश सम्मान की भावना<br />
शायद इस तरह नज़र मिला पाऊं इस देश से ||</strong><strong> </strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>खोया है हर नागरीक जाने किस होड़ मैं<br />
दिलाना है याद उसे इस देश की ||<br />
मौका है गडतंत्र दिवस<br />
मिल के सुंदरता बढ़ाना है इस देश की ||</strong></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong> </strong></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाऐं</span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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मिट जाने वालों का गौरव गान करो ||<br />
आरती सजाने से पहले तुम इसीलिए ,<br />
आजादी के परवानो का सम्मान करो||<br />
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जब सत्य बना ,<br />
देश तभी जब <br />
गणतंत्र बना ,<br />
आज फिर से याद <br />
करे वोह कुर्बानी ,<br />
जो थी की वीरो ने ,<br />
और भारत गणतंत्र बना .<br />
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गणतंत्र दिवस की <br />
शुभकामनाए </span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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हृदय में तिरंगा,<br />
आँचल में गंगा लाई है।<br />
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सब पुण्य,<br />
कला व रत्न लुटाने,<br />
देखो भारत माँ आई है।<br />
गणतन्त्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाऐं। </span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">अलग है भाषा, धर्म, जात</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">और प्रान्त, भेष, परिवेष</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">पर हम सब का एक है गौरव</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">राष्ट्रध्वज तिरंगा श्रेष्ठ॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰॰.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">गणतंत्र दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाऐं. </span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><strong><br />
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<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">One Nation, One Vision, One Identity <br />
“No Nation is Perfect, it needs to be made perfect.” <br />
Meri Pehchaan Mera India <br />
Happy Republic Day.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">This is the country of colors and faith in spirituals. Lets this Republic day reminds us for the work and life given by our leaders to safe and happy life.<br />
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> ********************************************************************************* </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Gratitude to all our brothers who scarified their lives for the nation. <br />
JAI HIND</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Still Sleeping ? The nation need you ! You need to be Awaken ! You are part of world's biggest Democracy .. Today is the day when We got our own constitution..Its Indian Republic Day..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> ********************************************************************************* </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> So to feel the patriotism and dedications of those sacrifice that our freedom fighters made, here are some of the wishes that will enlighten this spirit in you.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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एक छोटीशी मुलगी तिच्या बाबांबरोबर जात होती, एका पुलावर खूप वेगाने पाणी वाहत होतं.<br />
बाबा: बाळा, घाबरू नको.. माझा हात पकड.<br />
मुलगी: नाही बाबा, तुम्ही माझा हात पकडा.<br />
बाबा (हसत): दोघांमध्ये काय फरक आहे बाळा?<br />
मुलगी: जर मी तुमचा हात पकडला, अन अचानक काही झालं, तर मी तुमचा हात सोडून देऊ शकते.<br />
पण जर तुम्ही माझा हात पकडला, तर मला माहितीये की काहीही झालं तरी तुम्ही माझा हात कधीच सोडणार नाही..!! ♥</div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-35388150235056370332012-01-18T20:13:00.000-08:002012-01-18T20:17:08.571-08:00Marathi Jokes 4<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjueTkRTMsYTn1QbGbZ4vMZuKnBvjUOou-RKIUohcgADz4brGtICz101hl_EfAX0e5aX-0NreFE6BU3VCgE2VeAHRh0cvhf1F0Bg-r2EotYnd8fL6oKcmUDfU7aXnuhaK4FTbHYH0RLdyQd/s1600/url.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="269" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjueTkRTMsYTn1QbGbZ4vMZuKnBvjUOou-RKIUohcgADz4brGtICz101hl_EfAX0e5aX-0NreFE6BU3VCgE2VeAHRh0cvhf1F0Bg-r2EotYnd8fL6oKcmUDfU7aXnuhaK4FTbHYH0RLdyQd/s320/url.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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प्रियकर आणि त्याची काळी प्रियेशी बसलेले मस्त रोमांटीक असतात मूड मध्ये बसलेले असतात.....<br />
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एकदम अचानक एक ससा त्यांचासमोरून निघून जातो<br />
पहिला : (दचकून ) काय गेले रे पुढून आत्ता ?<br />
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दुसरा : काय नाही रे fast food होते !!</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show">***********************************************************************************</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> बंडु ५ विषयांत नापास झाला होता.या वेळी प्रगती पुस्तक वडीलांना दाखव व त्यांची सही आण व ते काय म्हणाले ते सांग अशी शिक्षकांनी त्याला तंबी दीली. दुस~या दिवशी बंडुन प्रगती पुस्तक शिक्षकांना दिले. काय म्हणालें तुझें वडील? त्यांनी विचारल.. ते म्हणाले माझ्या पेक्षा चांगली प्रगती आहे, तुझ्या वयांचा असताना मी ७ विषयांत नापास झालो होता.</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> </span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> </span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></h6></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-3127630704130286462012-01-18T20:05:00.000-08:002012-01-18T20:05:53.013-08:00Hindi Jokes 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrt0QQvtgE_bYd3HGknmeZ-BzrAcK3nhwX53tKhEDqyNWQvFT0LfhIZ_68Uz0Ijchi8a5vdggWIsj-ZjgEJbxAlI0KXfSL9HK9O_1eP4TRSfozya0DcA8Hpz102AXtqe2sT9PT3rZphEV2/s1600/url.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrt0QQvtgE_bYd3HGknmeZ-BzrAcK3nhwX53tKhEDqyNWQvFT0LfhIZ_68Uz0Ijchi8a5vdggWIsj-ZjgEJbxAlI0KXfSL9HK9O_1eP4TRSfozya0DcA8Hpz102AXtqe2sT9PT3rZphEV2/s1600/url.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">प्रेमी: अपनी प्रेमिका के लिये फूल लेकर आया!<br />
प्रेमिका: मुझे यह फूल नहीं कोई सोने की चीज चाहिए!<br />
प्रेमी: यह लो तकिया और सो जाओ!</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> *********************************************************************************</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">मै और मेरी तनहाई अक्सर ये बाते करते है ,<br />
तुम होति तो ऐसा होता ,<br />
तुम होति तो वैसा होता ,<br />
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राहगीरः तो फिर तुम भीख क्यों मांगते हो ?<br />
भिखारीः क्योंकि यह उस किताब में बताया गया सबसे आसान तरीका है।</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">*********************************************************************************</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">एक लड़की, इन्सपेक्टर संता से - साहब मेरे पति 5 दिन पहले आलू लेने गए थे अभी तक वापस नहीं आए<br />
संता - तो तुम कुछ और क्यों नहीं बना लेती</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">*********************************************************************************</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;">शिक्षक (संता से) - तुम्हारा जन्म कहां हुआ था?<br />
संता - तिरुअंतपुरम मे।<br />
शिक्षक - तो इसकी स्पेलिंग बताओ?<br />
संता - बहुत सोचने के बाद, मेरे ख्याल से मै मेरा जन्म गोवा मे हुआ था।</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> </span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> </span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-size: small;"> </span></h6></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-73097460005556844842012-01-17T03:08:00.000-08:002012-01-17T03:13:27.636-08:00English Jokes 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB7wVcoOn6AyC9f8LdxEHE9Y1JD5zfmPJIOaSmi3SkQOvGw9Oj8ENwIFkbNxN0ts_M9yPPweC8z7yuH5ske0siaXdlMMfbGklUZKhCGRZFBilInm6yTUKZTJmR3pJO01LWa5Kprqi12KtY/s1600/url.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB7wVcoOn6AyC9f8LdxEHE9Y1JD5zfmPJIOaSmi3SkQOvGw9Oj8ENwIFkbNxN0ts_M9yPPweC8z7yuH5ske0siaXdlMMfbGklUZKhCGRZFBilInm6yTUKZTJmR3pJO01LWa5Kprqi12KtY/s400/url.jpg" width="336" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Wife to husband: I HATE U</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">... ... ..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Husband:WHAT A CO-INCIDENCE</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">*********************************************************************************</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Teacher . Google is a girl or a boy?</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Student.. Google is a girl because it won’t let you enter the whole sentence and starts guessing and suggesting.and if you asks a single question it answers you with hundred of irrelevant answers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">What Is extreme Height Of HONESTY</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Sitting In An Exam Hall..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Opening a Chit..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Memorizing It..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Writing without looking 0n it. . . <-; </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Boy: I Love you..♥ !</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Girl: Hahahahaha =p</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Boy: I Won't Live without you..♥ =(</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Boy: I Will Die For You..♥ =!!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..♥ =x</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span class="text_exposed_show"> Girl: Awwwww.. Really ??? ♥ =D<br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">1. China kis Desh me hai ?</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?</span></div></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-82284177996566146362012-01-14T06:19:00.000-08:002012-01-14T06:19:41.142-08:00Love Quotes 7<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdmsXAZ51XkWvGVQ3L5M4kPjTlvanOQRzOaf03nw_CiRfLugZwWMyWJW4BRJ3LYssPiJ_vvzjVlvxKr6JQbWDsFZnL2eoItYkmTlEpYRM-1z1cqme3etdEUzj_pjf5tEk8wVoABJMw0sIQ/s1600/url.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdmsXAZ51XkWvGVQ3L5M4kPjTlvanOQRzOaf03nw_CiRfLugZwWMyWJW4BRJ3LYssPiJ_vvzjVlvxKr6JQbWDsFZnL2eoItYkmTlEpYRM-1z1cqme3etdEUzj_pjf5tEk8wVoABJMw0sIQ/s400/url.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br />
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ती: तू माझ्याशी भांडत नको जाऊ बरं ....<br />
तो: ते आपल्याला जमणार नाही... तेवढं<br />
सोडून बोल.. मी तर भांडणार...<br />
ती: काय मिळतं तुला माझ्याशी भांडून...<br />
तो: अगंते गाणं नाही ऐकलयेस का... "कोई हसीनाजब रूठ जाती है तो <br />
ती: हो ऐकलय...<br />
तो: पण तसं काहीही नाहीये....<br />
ती: (वैतागून, त्याच्या खांद्यावर ४-५<br />
चापटा मारत)... जा बाबा.. जा ...<br />
तो: अरे हो हो... बरं ठीक आहे..आता ऐक...<br />
मी तुझ्याशी भांडतो...<br />
भांडतांना माझ्यावर जो हक्क दाखवतेस<br />
ना.. त्यासाठी...<br />
मी तुझ्याशी भांडतो... तुझे,"मी आहे म्हणून<br />
सहन करतीये" हे शब्द पेलण्यासाठी...<br />
मी तुझ्याशी भांडतो..."आजपासून बिलकुल<br />
बोलू नकोस माझ्याशी" हे वाक्य<br />
म्हणतांना तुझा बिथरलेला आवाज<br />
ऐकण्यासाठी...<br />
मी तुझ्याशी भांडतो... चेहऱ्यावर राग<br />
असतांना देखील एका अनामिक ओढीने<br />
माझ्याकडे बघणाऱ्या त्या डोळ्यांसाठी...<br />
अन<br />
मी तुझ्याशी भांडतो...<br />
भांडण संपल्यावर, तू मारलेल्या घट्ट<br />
मिठीत<br />
घालवता येणाऱ्या त्या अविस्मरणीय<br />
'क्षणांसाठी'..</div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-69667748666289773832012-01-12T03:17:00.000-08:002012-01-12T03:21:10.744-08:00Love Quotes 6<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZCzskZm13dVItZpwDKfionbC18W10IvQvloT20y4ez1Z79dAqNxoTwLD8Tq21y6AH7wypIUiwxAU4h3ANfVr4dlDwuT_HOHChlXX70rgLLqnA91yGsEXkAsRnBsS_ZHuemSbhgf_P2-wN/s1600/404454_356443637714955_220964291262891_1391308_696544651_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZCzskZm13dVItZpwDKfionbC18W10IvQvloT20y4ez1Z79dAqNxoTwLD8Tq21y6AH7wypIUiwxAU4h3ANfVr4dlDwuT_HOHChlXX70rgLLqnA91yGsEXkAsRnBsS_ZHuemSbhgf_P2-wN/s400/404454_356443637714955_220964291262891_1391308_696544651_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;">एक नई सुबह आकर मेरे,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> गालो को छू गई,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> उठकर देखा तो तुम्हारे,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> होठो के निशाँ थे वहाँ</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> न जाने क्यू दिल का मेरे,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> गुलशन आज महक उठा</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> आँख खुली तो पाया मैंने,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> तुमसे गुलिश्तां जवाँ थे वहाँ</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> कुछ बदला सा है मौसम आज,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> कुछ बदले मेरे हुजूर है</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> फूलो से कलियों तलक सब,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> उनके नशे में चूर है</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> एक चाँदनी रात भर,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> साथ मेरे झूमती रही</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> धूप खिली तो पाया मैंने,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> तुम्हारे कदमो के दास्ताँ थे वहाँ</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> न जाने यह अंग मेरा,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> कब, कौन, कहा से, रंग गया</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> जब होश आया तो पाया मैंने,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> तुम्हारे हांथो के पैमाँ थे वहाँ</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> कुछ दिल का मेरे कसूर है,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> कुछ छाया उनका सुरूर है </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> अब हवा भी यह कह रही,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> यह असर उनका जरूर है</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> एक छाव संग मेरे,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> न जाने कब से चल रही </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> नजर झुकी तो पाया मैंने,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"> तुम्हारे ही तो ऐहसान थे वहाँ </span></div></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-57017950062049479712012-01-11T05:24:00.000-08:002012-01-11T05:24:42.343-08:00Marathi Jokes 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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पहिला: जाऊ दे यार चल आत्महत्या करू…!!<br />
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तेवढ्यात रजनीकांत तिथे येतो ,<br />
रजनी : अय्यो , अरे रे मकू ... कुत्र्याच शेपूट कधी सरळ होत नसत .<br />
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हुशार मुलगा:माझी गर्लफ्रेंड हरवली आहे, तू जरा २ मिनिट माझ्याशी गप्पा मारतेस का???<br />
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हुशार मुलगा: कारण मी जेव्हा केव्हा मुलीशी बोलत असतो माझी गर्लफ्रेंड आपोआप मला कुठूनही शोधून काढते</span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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आंत मधे नवीन काही नाही हे माहित असुनही आपण दिवसातुन दहा वेळा तरी उघडुन पाहतोच..</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">**********************************************************************************</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></div><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">एक गृहस्थ आपल्या ४ वर्षाच्या मुलाला डॉक्टर कड़े घेउन गेला<br />
गृहस्थ - डॉक्टर, माज्या मुलाने चावी गिळली हो ...<br />
डॉक्टर - त्याने चावी गिळन किती वेळ झाला ?<br />
गृहस्थ - दहा दिवस झाले असतील.<br />
डॉक्टर - काय ? ... दहा दिवस ... इतक्य दिवसानी तुम्ही त्याला माझ्याकडे आनता ?<br />
गृहस्थ - इतके दिवस आम्चायाकडे duplicate चावी होतीना ... पण ती आजच हरवली बघा </span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"></span></span><span style="font-size: small;">**********************************************************************************</span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">गोपाळराव आपल्या पत्नीला रागानं म्हणाले, "अगं, आज विसूनं माझ्या पॅंटाच्या खिशातले काही पैसे चोरलेले दिसतात! कुठं गेलं ते पोरटं?"<br />
पत्नी - कमाल आहे तुमच्या अविचारीपणाची! त्या लेकरावर कशाला उगाच चोरीचा खोटा आळ घेता? मी कशावरून तुमच्या पॅंटच्या खिशात हात घातला नसेन?<br />
गोपाळराव - तू नक्कीच खिशात हात घातलेला नाहीस, कारण त्यात अजून थोडेसे पैसे शिल्लक आहेत.</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> </span></span></h6><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></div></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-23726444155713862552012-01-10T23:26:00.000-08:002012-01-12T03:22:50.103-08:00त्या व्यक्तींना नेहमी जपा..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_KUXv3mizD2XA_-BQP0_0oFjQMq3opT9OeSBtaAT_yC07PZCTOGIqYPmeH0mQsmd205mpVQ1uJJ_bJMbFjcDOlGUbMUeHf-4_9CWkgoeME6ZKRoOH4yFpMoSDVOSkLbqPiA2YXhupLnMN/s1600/feel-love.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_KUXv3mizD2XA_-BQP0_0oFjQMq3opT9OeSBtaAT_yC07PZCTOGIqYPmeH0mQsmd205mpVQ1uJJ_bJMbFjcDOlGUbMUeHf-4_9CWkgoeME6ZKRoOH4yFpMoSDVOSkLbqPiA2YXhupLnMN/s400/feel-love.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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आयुष्यात त्या व्यक्तीला कधीचं नका विसरु<br />
जी व्यक्ती तुमच्यासाठी सारे काही विसरायला तयार असते....<br />
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आयुष्यात त्या व्यक्तीला कधीचं नका दुरावू<br />
जी व्यक्ती तुमच्यासाठी सार्यांपासून दुरावायला तयार असते....<br />
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जी व्यक्ती तुम्हाला स्वतःपेक्षा जास्त जपते .......<br />
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आयुष्यात त्या व्यक्तीला कधीचं नका गमवू<br />
जी व्यक्ती तुमच्यासाठी कसलाही त्याग करायला तत्पर असते....<br />
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आयुष्यात त्या व्यक्तीच्याकडे कधीचं पाठ नका फिरवू<br />
जी व्यक्ती सार्या जगाने आपल्याकडे पाठ फिरवली तरी आपल्या सोबत असते....<br />
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त्या व्यक्तींना नेहमी जपा<br />
कारण .............<br />
जगासाठी तुम्ही कोणी एक असाल ......<br />
तुमच्यासाठी ती व्यक्ती कोणी एक असेल ......<br />
पण त्या व्यक्तीसाठी तुम्ही त्यांचे जीवन असतात...<br />
त्यांच्यासाठी तर सारे जग तुमच्यातचं सामावलेले असते .....</span></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-30635143753123159282012-01-09T05:52:00.000-08:002012-01-09T05:52:50.912-08:00God Quotes 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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</span></div><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">I really do believe that God has plans for all of us. If you tried to take something and didn’t manage to get it, then it’s not for you. God has something better for you, something that really suits you. Something that he knows will bring you to success. And maybe if someday you’ll be apart from your friends, that doesn’t mean goodbye. It’s just God’s way of saying that you have to meet new people. Those people whom you will need in the future, those people that are destined to walk on the same path as you are. So don’t be sad, everything has its place in this world. If you can’t figure out the answer now, let time figure it out for you... :) :) :)</span></span></h6></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-91331280128459887872012-01-07T22:30:00.000-08:002012-01-10T23:29:52.829-08:00नक्कीच होतील स्वप्ने खरी...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNzh8HT6CZMOouHJ2Oip6QsA34JtHjnDj8HKFi_8rBhPGMguCKvYtpLjxQ91VAc-32PTyxxG6ckkcuU-J6FMi7eF4QDPaHnKeHg2SWUdvMCIY1j3c3cSEfXHexFRh-INCaf7Gv1xW-IuKG/s1600/sl-6242-p01-a_rgb_001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="264" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNzh8HT6CZMOouHJ2Oip6QsA34JtHjnDj8HKFi_8rBhPGMguCKvYtpLjxQ91VAc-32PTyxxG6ckkcuU-J6FMi7eF4QDPaHnKeHg2SWUdvMCIY1j3c3cSEfXHexFRh-INCaf7Gv1xW-IuKG/s320/sl-6242-p01-a_rgb_001.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-weight: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">काल वाटेत भेटली<br />
इवलुशी एक मुंगी<br />
मला हँलो म्हणायची<br />
नाही घेतली तिने तसदी<br />
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मीच तिला मग<br />
अडवले जबरदस्ती,<br />
म्हटले एव्हडी काय<br />
ग तुला कामाची घाई?<br />
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उत्तर तिचे ऐकुन<br />
मजा मला वाटली,<br />
म्हणे काम केल्याशिवाय<br />
कस निभायचे बाई?<br />
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रस्ता तिचा अडवल्यावर<br />
वेगळी वाट तिने शोधली,<br />
जातांना मात्र माझ्याकडे<br />
बघुन खुदकन हसली<br />
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वाटते क्षुद्र तुम्हाला<br />
मुंग्यांचे जीवन जरी,<br />
त्याच्यातच सामावलीये<br />
आयुष्याची 'Philosophy' सारी<br />
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रस्त्यात अपुल्या अडथळे<br />
कित्येक दिसले तरी,<br />
शोधत रहा मार्ग आणखी<br />
नक्कीच होतील स्वप्ने खरी...</span></span></span></h6></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-926104175216103581.post-88248700323047105282012-01-02T04:01:00.000-08:002012-01-02T04:03:49.181-08:00English Jokes 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hrejF3_yQpg/TwGchwRZgFI/AAAAAAAAAWY/p99y_MF0bXM/s1600/laughing-pointing.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hrejF3_yQpg/TwGchwRZgFI/AAAAAAAAAWY/p99y_MF0bXM/s320/laughing-pointing.gif" width="282" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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</span></div><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Teacher: Why are you late? <br />
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. <br />
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? <br />
Student: No. I was standing on it.</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">********************************************************************************** </span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">**********************************************************************************</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.<br />
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Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">**********************************************************************************</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Boyfriend: Babe, What are You Doing?<br />
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Girlfriend: Nothing Much! Really Tired<br />
Just going to sleep now Honey.<br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show"> what about you Sweetheart?<br />
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Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You</span></span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">**********************************************************************************</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Teacher: How can we get some clean water?<br />
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.</span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"><span class="text_exposed_show"> </span></span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> </span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> </span></span></h6><h6 class="uiStreamMessage" data-ft="{"type":1}" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> </span></span></h6></div>Sonali Bhoglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11810147078878504225noreply@blogger.com0